clarke-griffin:

adrnired:

spirantization:

you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.

pansexuals must submit proof that they’ve dated literally everyone in the world

#asexuals remain the biggest threat to pansexual registration (via georgerrmartins)