quoms:

thepeoplesfriend:

unbossed:

salon:

Goldman Sachs has officially announced that it will cap interns’ days at 17 hours, meaning interns are encouraged to go home by midnight and not arrive before 7 a.m. At the beginning of June, Goldman Sachs took on around 2,900 summer interns.

The announcement comes shortly after Bank of America Merrill Lynch intern Moritz Erhardt, 21, was found dead in his shower after working for 72 hours straight. According to an autopsy, Erhardt died from epileptic seizures that could have been triggered by all-nighters.

“Only” 17 hours… 

I wonder how many interns did all the setup and tear down work for Hillary’s (and Bill’s) speeches at Goldman Sachs events.

Christ

this is slightly too macabre to be an onion article verbatim but it is more or less an onion article verbatim