supervoids:

supervoids:

at work today i was helping this lady find some stuff and she goes, “i really have to hurry, i have a kitten” and. sweet, naive, clueless little me thinks ‘aw, cute’ and tries to move on but. then. she fucking pulls a tiny little mewling kitten out of her purse.

i told my boss about it and he was like “oh that’s nothing. one time i thought a lady was shoplifting and hiding stuff in her bra so i asked her about it and she pulled out three puppies”