why is it that whenever i search for fanfiction the first result is always teen wolf no matter what i search
modern iliad au where they’re all on a sports team or something. they’re all in the locker room and achilles is talking about how awesome and friendly and cute patroclus is and agamemnon, being the gross straight boy that he is, shouts ‘gaayyyy’ at him and achilles just goes ‘yeah, no shit, i am in fact gay’ and everyone else is like ‘how did you miss this, he’s been dating patroclus since 8th grade’ and agamemnon starts acting really awkward around achilles and avoids him, which really isn’t bad because agamemnon is super annoying
ok baby mario characters are nice but. What about teen mario characters. teen mario just rolls his eyes and flips his scene hair and says ‘like letsa go..’ unenthusiastically
Props to people who have only 16 GB of storage on their phone and make it work.
it’s so cute when a really fat bumblebee comes and bops against the window and immediately bumbles away like oh deary me I am terribly sorry that wasn’t where I should have been going oh what a silly sausage I am
i love your take on the inner commentary of a bee because we all see these things differently. i always imagined that if bees had a conscious inner commentary it was of a really really faint angry screaming. the bee’s just going ‘FUCK FUCK FUCK I HIT A FUCKIN WINDOW SHIT FUCK I’M GONNA FUCK UP THIS FLOWER INSTEAD S H I T I HIT ANOTHER WINDOW F U CK’ except it’s really really faint because it’s small because it’s a bee
“Cancer/mental illness/disability affects rich and poor alike.”
Uh, no, it doesn’t. Rich people can afford the treatments and accommodations for those things. Poor people cannot. Get the fuck outta here with that classist shit.
Not to mention a higher proportion of disabled people are in poverty and people in manual jobs are more likely to become disabled, there is a class element to disability that cannot be ignored.
THANK YOU.
#Fun story: When my aunt was diagnosed with the brain cancer which eventually killed her#the doctors proposed a fairly aggressie form of tretment#that my uncle hadn’t heard of#and he asked the doctor if his (very good) insurance would cover it#and the doctor looked him straight in the eye and said#‘if your insurance didn’t cover it#I wouldn’t even mention it to you’. the resources you have determine your access to healthcare#even your access to knowledge about available healthcare#this means that less affluent people not only don’t receive the highest level of care#they often are not even informed that those higher levels of care EXIST#they just go to the hospital and ‘get treated’#at a lower level of care (via flange5)
Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.
They aren’t drunk…
honey, nobody wears that outfit sober
Things that are totally punk:
- cats
Things that are totally not punk:
- fucking over minimum-wage workers by shoplifting for fun