Seligman Who wins: You But don’t fucking do it. Don’t fight Seligman. The dude shocked some puppies and cried, you think he can punch a person and hold it together? You’ll win, but it won’t feel like it.
Freud Who wins: You Fight him. Punch that sexist, mother fucker right in the dick. Get wrecked, Freud.
Harlow Who wins: Harlow Jesus Christ don’t fight him. The dude literally named his own personal monkey hell arena “The pit of despair”. You’ll lose and all he’ll do is offer you a cold, empty, vacant metal hug.
Zimbardo Who wins: I don’t fucking know but please hit him UUUUggggh he’s so stuck up and fame seeking. Beat him up. While he’s going on about how your aggression emulates all of human nature you can roundhouse kick him right in that god awful goatee of his.
Lorenz Who wins: You But why? The dude just wants to mother some baby geese and smoke stuff with his old timey looking pipe. Let the man live a little.
Ebbinghaus Who wins: Ebbinghaus The guy locked himself away and forced his brain to memorize bat shit made up words. You don’t know what the hell he’s gonna do. Do not fight him.
Rosenhan Who wins: Rosenhan He fucking convinced sane people to commit themselves into mental institutions for science. He’ll probably talk you into stabbing yourself. For the love of god AVOID.
Pavlov Who wins: You? Why the hell do you want to fight Pavlov? He looks like a sad Santa Claus. What’s wrong with you? Leave sad Santa alone.
There have been various posts spreading incorrect information about about Ramadan. Normally I am excited by people posting about Islam in any manner; the religion is a fascinating one. However, I became ashamed.
The people who posted about Ramadan seem to have no idea what it is, the rules, or the reason it occurs.
The biggest problems with the posts:
Myth: Tagging food as “NSFW”, as seeing food will break fast
Fact: Seeing, smelling, or being around food in general will not break fast. Also, the fast is going without food and drink, not just forgoing food.
Myth: “if they see food on their dash you’re just making it harder for them to restrain from eating”
Fact: This is offensive because it says that Muslims do not have the self-control to look at food and then abstain form eating it.
Myth: “ I’d just seen a couple pieces of untagged NSFW content on my dash, my fast would have been broken right now ”
Fact: Your fast is not broken by viewing images- fast is broken if you act upon desires.
Also, if you read the first post, the person admits they do not know much about Ramadan- but they continue writing instead of reading. Also an important part of Ramadan is avoiding distractions-TV, music, and internet. Which means some Muslims will not be on Tumblr anyway.
For those curious about Islam and Ramadan, please follow these links:
Please, please read and listen! Come back and tell me what you learnt!
Ramadan Mubarak
Never ceases to amaze me how non-Ramadan observing people try and educate ‘the general public’ about something they have no first-hand knowledge of. I get it that they mean well but it only creates confusion. This here is a good, educational post instead – if you want to know more about Ramadan and how to respect it then here you go.
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