I’m so mad at Hussie because “Zahhak” was an ancient Iranian devil, the son of evil itself, whose name, in one of its interpretations, meant 10,000 horses. “Equius” obviously shares an etymology with equine, so his name is “Horse 10,000 Horses”.
who the hell has the entire percy jackson series borrowed from the library and why is your due date the 30th of november
astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.
balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.
fruit snacks are missing.
multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.
physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.
conclusions: ???????
aliens stole yo fruit snacks
haunted
Person on screen: Hey dude I’ve heard rumours that these stairs are like haunted. Apparently some girl died here when she was like 9 or something
Voice off screen: [annoyed] I’m 11 so shut the fuck up.
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shout out to the vietnamese kids named phuc, dam, bich, son, dat, nga and so much more for enduring the namecalling and jokes about your name; you’re strong and beautiful.
& đông and dủng
lemme tell yall, my mom came to america when she was around 4 y/o and went to school in america and the white kids made jokes about her name becus her name was MyDung. when she was old enough she changed her legal name to a more “acceptable” one becus she was afraid it wouldnt b seen professional in america. she was too embarrassed to say her name out loud. when she did have to, she’d say it quietly. ever since i was a kid i would notice her behavior when ppl asked her name. so yeah fuckin SHOUTOUT to vietnamese kids w/ vietnamese names who get teased, yall amazing
Mad props to the banker in Clock Town who will deposit my spare change into a savings account literally as the moon initiates the apocalypse.
