Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite  – zodiac version

aries: john madden! john madden! john madden!
taurus: snake? snake! SNNNAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE
gemini: im laughing for real right now
cancer: 999999999999999999999999999999999
leo: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
virgo: here comes another chinese earthquake ebrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbr
libra: yuioyuioyuioyuioyuioyuioyuioyuioyuio
scorpio: big american tts
sagittarius: football!
capricorn: holla holla get $
aquarius: aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou
pisces: ?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!