HOLY SHIT THEY’RE PLAYING DRAWN TO LIFE ON GRUMPCADE
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HOLY SHIT THEY’RE PLAYING DRAWN TO LIFE ON GRUMPCADE
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good news, everyone, there are literally thousands of pre-recorded names in Fallout 4 which include, but are not limited to, “katniss,” “fuckface,” and “boobies.” that’s right, folks, NPCs will literally call you mr fuckface out loud, if you so desire. this is absolutely the greatest thing to ever happen to the gaming community, possibly even the greatest thing to happen to the human race in general. thank you bethesda
some people might not know how to add a source since tumblr has hidden it, but i might start doing this
click the little gear and add your url, now when someone reblogs your art it’ll look like this
sure it can still be deleted but it’s a bit more labor intensive and people might not know how to do it, not notice it’s there, not care because it doesn’t interfere with “aesthetic”, and/or be too lazy to do it- so there’s still a link to your work if they delete the comments
FEEL FREE to source any art you see unsourced, too!
okay but has anybody written immortal fake ah crew where somebody plays mmm whatcha sayyyy on their phone every time someone’s taking their dying breaths
pretty soon geoff calls a Family Meeting like, “i’m putting a blanket ban on memes. just. no more. no more memes. stop memeing. this is a meme-free zone.”
so of course michael, barely stifling laughter, says, “so what you’re saying is the meme is dead,” and geoff manages to bark out “i swear to fucking god” before the music comes from the general vicinity of where jack and ryan are sitting, both of them wearing identical innocent expressions
What she says: I’m fine
What she means: What time period does A Series of Unfortunate Events actually take place? There is mention of horse-drawn carriages, but also of motor cycles and automobiles, but the way the three Baudelaires dress is indicative of the nineteen hundred-something’s. Characters are dressed in both early twentieth century clothing as well as up to date clothing. There is mention of computers, fax, and phones but some things seem rather dated. What time in history is it??I remember reading an interview with Lemony Snicket when I was a kid, where they basically asked him that exact question.
His answer was “the year of the Rat”.
In China the year of the Rat is 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, and 2020. So it’s gotta be one of those.
Oh oh oh oh oh okay.
Ocarina of Time Link
Rauru had this Corolla parked out back his place and is letting Link drive it for a bit. Just a hand-me-down temp car. It’s got dents all over and the brakes squeal a bit.
Skyward Sword Link
He just HAPPENED to get a FRIGGIN’ SWEET RED FERRARI and no one knows HOW. How is he managing to pay for the insurance on this? He speeds all the time too he MUST have tickets. He’s in school everyone knows he doesn’t have the money Groose thinks this is utter bullshit.
“Hyrule Warriors” Link
He has a new 2013 Honda Civic: a car you can trust. The rims are extra shiny. He has a clean driving abstract too.
Twilight Princess Link
He has had this truck for years and just fixes it himself when it breaks down, which is about every other month. He is so far beyond giving a single shit about anything driving related. He takes this beast everywhere, to and from work, speeds, parks wherever the hell he feels like. No collision insurance.
And yet he mysteriously has no tickets or has ever been in a collision.
All “kid” Links
Beep beep
Wind Waker Link
BACK THE FUCK UP
Please look at one of my best LoZ posts.
Sexting in Night Vale must be a wild adventure
#like I can’t even imagine what those texts would consits of#dark prophecies maybe
[Text] Hey babe, the strange eldrich monsters that have haunted my family and all those who have ever known us for centuries that try to bash down my doors each night with varying levels of success every time arent going to be the only things banging tonight.
[text] 😉 xoxo