what if you were hanging out on a bus or in a classroom or whatever and then something happens to you that is so ClassicTumblr™ Text Post For Notes© that you can never tell anyone. like, this bisexual punk grandmother just choked out a skinhead with her Destiel-themed cane while giving an impassioned speech about Big Pharma and now you can never tell anybody
Having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it.
This is actually such an adorable comparison
humanstuck karkat “i am probably one of the most oppressed people on the planet and it is literally dangerous for me to be alive” vantas drawn as an ablebodied cis white guy
URGENT WARNING
If you are going to play the popular web game Agar.io be careful. If you misspell it as agor.io you will be led to a screamer website with a flashing image of Jeff the Killer. It is potentially dangerous to people with epilepsy or people who are prone to seizures. Reblog, it might save a life.
today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies
Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret forever.
Bringing this back before the 4th of July
Just a reminder:
This service is not available everywhere and it is not available all the time even in the places that offer it.
According to AAA’s website, this is being offered for the Fourth of July in Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, Hawaii, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, Texas, as well as certain places in California, Oklahoma, and South Dakota.
