the signs as fucking dish soaps

Aries: rose petal
Taurus: fresh spring
Gemini: spring river
Cancer: peach melon
Leo: fresh daisy
Virgo: apricot
Libra: strawberry dream
Scorpio: starry night
Sagittarius: cucumber melon
Capricorn: dragonfruit
Aquarius: spring water
Pisces: cherry blossom