Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Harry Potter
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Hermione Granger
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Ron Weasley
Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Ginny Weasley
Could kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls: Molly Weasley