Posted on by astyrra_713s8o

GUYS

jean-bo-peep:

fangdiangelo:

jean-bo-peep:

THEATER AUS

  • i have to do a literal three second quick change and you were assigned to help me out of this dress and into another one cmon lets go au
  • HOW ON EARTH ARE YOU ABLE TO HIT THAT HIGH NOTE au
  • i’m one of the leads and youre the dance captain, i keep forgetting my choreography in the giant sappy romantic dance scene, can you help me (again)?? au
  • we’re the romantic leads and we literally hate each others guts with a burning passion but kissing isnt so bad i guess au
  • the cast party is in the restaurant you work at, could we get a table for 47 please? au
  • literally no one cares, go ahead and change in the middle of the room (ok maybe i care a little bit because damn) au
  • OH MY GOD STOP SINGING LES MIS SONGS WE DID THAT SHOW THREE SEASONS AGO au
  • (alt) do yoU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING au
  • im the assistant director and stage manager, i have a lot to do so please stop hitting on me au
  • im the choral director and your voice is incredible, why in the world did they put you in the ensemb- oh it’s because you cant act for crap jesus christ au

you forgot the stage crew/ tech crew

  • im trying to change the set sneakily but the lighting guy keeps turning the lights back on to early just to mess with me
  • im the lead and idk who this guy in stage crew is but you look really good in black
  • im supposed to be doing your makeup but all this touching your face is going to be too much for me
  • we both try to see who can do set changes faster and disaster occurs
  • im just supposed to be painting set but you heard me singing while i was working and now you’re forcing me to join the next musical
  • You’re in charge of sound and whenever i go to sing in practice you blast all-star
  • when i made your costume for the show i definitely didn’t intentionally make it too small but i cant say it doesn’t look really good

i actually did make techie aus and i love these thank you jesus

now consider

  • we’re using little kids in this play and i somehow got charged with keeping them quiet backstage, you’re the hot single parent of one of these brats and uuuuh hi AU
  • WHO THE HELL KEEPS LEAVING THEIR COSTUME PIECES ON THIS SET PIECE, I HAVE TO RUN OUT BEFORE THE LIGHTS COME UP TO GRAB THEM AU
  • someone left me a rose backstage after opening night and i have no clue who it is because im not even an actor?? im just on set……AU