urbanhymnal:

Dear Higher Being, 

Please convince Stephanie Meyer that rewriting all the Twilight books is vitally important. I need to see her try to write her way out of the pregnancy or, even better, try to write mpreg. Tell her that she is not allowed to retcon the fact that female vampires can’t get pregnant. I need to see her take the weird vampire pregnancy thing to the next level. I never ask for much, so please grant me this one desire. I need to see this trainwreck. 

Amen.