Peter, Sirius, and James racing into class and respectively saying:
“I’m here!”
“I’m queer!”
“I’m a deer!”
Remus slowly walking in, looking at his friends with an exasperated expression, looking at McGonagall apologetically. “I’m…sorry.”
McGonagall looks at them all sternly, “You’re late.” And Remus replies, “I’m aware.” At which point the other three start cackling, and they all receive detention.
Samus Aran amiibos can open the ticket barriers of Moscow Vyacheslav train station, without needing a ticket.
This is due to an oddly specific RFID in the amiibo that just syncs up correctly enough to the train station’s own reader. But what I like to say the real reason for this is
Samus don’t need no fucking authorisation so FUCK YOU ADAM
FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEAD MILITARY ASS BITCH I DON’T NEED NO AUTHORISATION
aries: tim taurus: fuckin hell gemini: the elf cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader leo: the aeroplane virgo: the zooming libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops scorpio: the worst day of their professional life sagittarius: the news presenter capricorn: the faulty earpiece aquarius: the dicks pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister
