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pokemon-personalities:

so i like to play this game over skype with my friends where they
tell me, step by step, how to draw a pokemon (without giving away what
pokemon it is). they’re not allowed to watch me draw it (so they can’t
tell me if i made a mistake or misplaced something, which makes it
funnier) and can only see what i’ve done after they’re finished
describing the pokemon

this is what happened when my gf told me how to draw braixen lmao

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me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one’s called stealing
me: *runs away with it*

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auditorycheesecakes:

onyxjuniper:

frecklesandsky:

I just read this super sad post about this girl who’s asexual and married and everyone is basically telling her that she doesn’t deserve her husband/she’s just a prude/she should just do it anyway.
So I want to tell you all right now that if people tell you this, or if they tell you you’ll never have a relationship, it is BULLSHIT.
My husband is asexual and I’m not. He’s sex repulsed, we don’t have sex, we never have.
And it doesn’t matter to me. You know what does? He does. His mental health and wellbeing matter to me. Because he is my best friend and he’s one of the smartest, kindest, funniest people I’ve ever met. And he’s had people tel him that he’s broken and it makes me SO ANGRY because they are WRONG.
Being different doesnt mean you’re broken.
If you don’t like sex/don’t want it/etc. Do not let anyone tell you that you’re inferior because you’re not.
Do not let anyone convice you that you’ll never have a relationship because they’re wrong(if you want one).
You are not broken, and it will be okay.

This made me feel really good. Remember this, for all my ace spectrum friends out there

#it’s really reassuring to hear from the partner #the one who’s not ace #but is totally cool with having no sex #loves her husband anyway #is in a stable and happy relationship #it’s such a relief when you discover that asexuality is a thing #that you’re okay #but then you start to wonder if it means your only chance at not ending up alone is finding someone else who’s also ace #but no #turns out it’s not #that’s really good to hear #so #thanks #so ace #so space

I hope you don’t mind me reblogging your tags but these are my feelings EXACTLY

I’m always a little nervous that I’m not “good enough” for a “real relationship” because sex isn’t on the table. So yeah, these stories are reassuring

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the last thing each of the signs i personally know have said

killerkinks:

Aries: *spills paint all over the table* I do it for the aesthetic

Taurus: I don’t give a fuck if its October, I’m gonna play Christmas music

Gemini: Its cold today but not as cold as my heart

Cancer: Have you seen my Build-a-Bear birth certificate???

Leo: I JUST DROPPED MY ICE CREAM AND ITS ALL OVER THE FLOOR I SWEAR I’M GONNA THROW MYSELF INTO A FIRE

Virgo: I’m done. I’m going to bed. I don’t care if its 6 o’clock

Libra: she wore blue eyeshadow and pink lipstick to school today and I’M the ugly one???

Scorpio: if I sent you my nudes would you tell me if they were cute or not

Sagittarius: if I die tonight let the girl who indirected me in class know that shes a fucking skank

Capricorn: Kill me please. It would hurt less than AP world history

Aquarius: what sort of sick bastard puts ketchup on their eggs (they say as they put mustard on their fries)

Pisces: *over FaceTime* can I see your dog