the signs as undyne quotes

aries: OH MY GOD!!! I’M GONNA FREAKIN’ KILL YOU!!
taurus: NOTHING has brought Papyrus and I closer than cooking!
gemini: ANIME’S REAL, RIGHT?
cancer: Cherish this bird.
leo: I’ll make most people’s wishes come true!!!
virgo: OH MY GOD! YOU’RE GOING BACK IN THE TRASH!!!
libra: But, um, that sea-grass is under scientific protection.
scorpio: Fuhuhu!!! Afraid!? We’re gonna be best friends!!!
sagittarius: If it weren’t for that grass, I’d have kicked your…
capricorn: I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
aquarius: Alphys’s history books made me think humans were cool… with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen.
pisces: I love FIGHTING THE IVORIES!!