the driliad

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the Iliad but Achilles is dril

i ccant believe the fucking commander insulted my honor. i hopp into my tent and bundle up tight. the joke’s are over

im assigning a letter grade to all the commanders at 10:00PM EST sharp. this is a once in a lifetime event. please do not miss it

soldiers are telling me not to post them. but idont give a fuck. im sick of being pushed around. this is my account & thats the bottom word

Diomedes: B
Odysseus: A-
Agamemnon: F
Ajax: C+
Menelaus: D+
Theyre the only ones i can think of right now. My hands are shaking

#TenThingsNotToSayToACommander im going to piss all over your chariot. for being a Commander

the trojans, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants