frisk:
what donest kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things))
toriel: ==ultimate mom pics==
sans: bone prank: drop pieces of your skeleton in strategic locations to spook nincompoops and lame-os
papyrus: now you see, what i like to do is consider my page to be a “No Frown Zone”, because of the consistently good quality of my messages i put up
undyne: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
alphys: committing unforgivable crimes against nautre in my laboratory ,trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme animal
mettaton: “Crowdpleasers”… Now these, I like
asgore: I will be your Father. I will take you as my Son and teach you the ways of online. We will hold hands as our follower count reaches infinity
flowey/asriel: youll all be glad to know that my soul has undergone some much needed healing after i apologized for the earthquakes which killed thousands.
chara: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad”,“its ineffective” fuck off
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