Napstablook is the perfect unproblematic fave

scarlettaagni:

• they do literally nothing wrong
• you can fight them, but they can’t be killed
• they can’t be killed by ANYTHING, because they’re a ghost
• so you don’t have to worry about your fave being killed off
• you can’t bother or even interact with them on Genocide, so you can’t hurt them
• you can fight them and keep a pacifist run cause they give you 0 or -1 EXP
• they cried you a HAT
• they lowered their HP just to be POLITE
• when the fucking APOCALYPSE happens they are the only survivor other than you
• LITERALLY
• THEY JUST IGNORED THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE
• THE ANGEL OF DEATH TAPPED ON THE WINDOW
• AND THEY CLOSED THE BLINDS
• AND WENT BACK TO MIXING MUSIC
• they let you into their house and offer you a bunch of things even if you fought them
• MTT would 100% approve of people loving Blooky
• and MTT is right all the time

cons: (what there are CONS to this cinnamon roll???)

• they’re sad a lot so that means your fave will be sad a lot

PROS TO THE CONS:

• that only makes your fave even BETTER when they ARE happy!!
• they seem pretty happy as a spooky DJ in the Pacifist ending

ENDING ARGUMENT:

look at this face.

how can you not love this tiny spoop

CONCLUSION:

10/10 pls love the spook child