bullshit alignment chart for drivers

festivebonesaw:

sd–doomsday:

lawful good: does the speed limit on the right hand side of the road, makes complete stops at every stop sign and operates on “better safe than sorry” when slowing down for yellow lights

neutral good: does the speed limit, only runs reds or stop signs on accident

chaotic good: never does more than 5 over the speed limit but only in the left lane, passes people instead of tailgating them, notorious for rolling stops

lawful neutral: does the speed limit if a cop is nearby but doesn’t pay much attention to doing so otherwise, will run a red or stop sign if its convenient for them and doesn’t put themselves or anyone else at risk

true neutral: doesn’t have a license. is currently sitting at home calling a friend asking for a ride

chaotic neutral: doesn’t have a license. drives anyway

lawful evil: tailgates people who are going slower than the speed limit, throws on the breaks when theyre speeding and a cop comes into sight, is particular about doing “only 89″ in an 70 zone so as to not technically be charged with reckless driving

neutral evil: always meanders into intersections rather than waiting to turn and never does less than 5 over the speed limit

chaotic evil: sits there revving their exhaust at every stop light, never does less than 10-15 over the speed limit even in residential areas, considers most red lights and stops signs as optional

all evils don’t use the turn signal