Navy Seals Copypasta but with emojis added in
❔What❔the fuck ?? did you just fucking say about me, you little ?bitch?? I’ll have you know I graduated ?? top? of my class in the ?Navy? Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous ?secret? raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over❗❗ 300 ❗❗ confirmed ? kills ?. I am trained in gorilla ?? ?warfare ? and I’m the ?top? sniper in the entire US ? armed ? forces ???. You are nothing to me but just ? another ? target ?. I will wipe ❌ you ❌ the ❌ fuck ❌ out with ? precision ?? the likes of which has never been ? seen ? before on this ?Earth?, mark ? my ? fucking ? words ?. You think you can ? get away ?with saying that shit to me over the Internet ?? Think again, fucker. ??? As we speak I am contacting my ? secret network ? of spies ??? across the USA and your IP ? is being traced ? right now ? so you better prepare for the ☔storm ☔, maggot ???. The storm ⚡⚡⚡ that wipes out the ? pathetic ? little thing you call your life. You’re ? fucking ??? dead ???, kid. I can be anywhere ???, anytime ???, and I can ? kill ? you? in over ? seven ? hundred ? ways ?, and that’s just with my ✋✋ bare hands✋✋. Not only am I extensively trained in ?unarmed ? combat ?, but I have access to the entire arsenal ??? of the United States ??? Marine Corps ??? and I will use it to its full extent to ? wipe ? your ? miserable ? ass ? off the face of the continent ??, you little ?shit ?. If only you could have known ?? what ?unholy ? retribution your little “clever” comment ?? was about to ?bring ? down ? upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue???. But you couldn’t ❌, you didn’t❌, and now you’re paying the price???, you goddamn idiot. I will ? shit ? fury ??? all over you and you will ??? drown ???in it. You’re ? fucking ? dead ?, kiddo. ???
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