How to Cast Young Han Solo

katrinastratford:

All right Disney, listen up:

1) Forget casting some charisma-free, milquetoast professional actor. 

2) Get in your car, and start driving around LA construction sites. 

3) Find the hottest guy there hammering nails.

4) Ask if he wants to be an actor.

5) If he shrugs and says, “Yeah, sure, I guess.”

6) CAST HIM