weinersoldier:

concept: heteronormative and invasive questions for queer couples but using only shitty fanfiction tropes

• ‘ok but no offense which one of you is the fresh-faced jock and which one of you is the bad boy with a heart of gold who smokes behind the auditorium?’
• ‘yeah you’re in love but who’s the barista and who’s the person with a faceless corporate job and an incredibly distinctive regular order?’
• ‘sure i mean you can get married BUT who’s the inexplicably single and hot professor and who’s the sexually aggressive freshman????’
• ‘I AM JUST REALLY CURIOUS ?? WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE ICARUS METAPHOR AND WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE SUN??’