bemusedlybespectacled:

theladyinquisitors:

one-second-and-a-million-miles:

It’s been almost 17 years and I still don’t know why Padme Amidala develops a crush on 11 year old Anakin Skywalker when she’s been traveling with a young and hot Ewan McGregor

i don’t know why she developed a crush on anakin when she had a bunch of gorgeous women waiting on her hand and foot, including keira knightley

#OKAY SHAME ON ME FOR NOT THINKING ABOUT THE SECOND COMMENT BECAUSE LOYAL. HANDMAIDENS. #loyal handmaidens willing to die for their queen and all just as young and full of life as she is #loyal handmaidens kneeling to help her take off her complicated shoes #massaging the aches out of her arches unbuttoning those dresses #cool and calm and quiet carrying out their duties but always little looks under their lashes #okay but 100000% there are traditions involved where they all sleep in the same bed #the Royal Routine is planned down to the last detail so on certain nights #when the threat level is below a certain number they can wear what they like to bed #on nights when the threat level is above a certain number they all wear the same thing #so if the palace/room is invaded they can hide the queen in numbers #on nights when the threat level is defon 5 one of the maidens wears a royal dressing gown #and the queen sleeps at the foot of the bed among the handmaidens #and the decoy is honored greatly for she offers her life in tribute #and okay just handmaidens undyingly loyal to their queen…in all ways possible…heheheh #okay and royal titles in bed as well that is all (via @vr-trakowski)

okay first of all how dare you