kingcheddarxvii:

his wife stared at him coldly from across the table, smoking a cigarette.
“the man I married didn’t draw Naruto yaoi.” she muttered through a cloud of smoke.
he slam the table hard with his fist, spilling his apple juice
“NARUTO YAOI PUTS NOTES ON THE TABLE, JESS” he retorted, but the words rang as hollow as his heart

thegestianpoet:

luke skywalker wanted to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters but instead the entire plot of star wars happened & that’s basically like having your #1 goal being a trip to Hom Depot and instead you get harrison ford and religion

elfieboxcat:

So Matt Hullum made a surprise appearance at the Memphis show of Lazer Team and afterwards he held a short Q&A session and he told a story about how they had to film at night in the cold most of the time and Gavin who has no body fat had to have a blanket and he kept getting close to the giant ass set lights to keep himself warm and it got to the point he caught the blankets on fire not once but MULTIPLE TIMES

officialhuman:

hey if youre ever playing skyrim on pc and you open up the console command and type in “player.placeatme 6DC9D 20 setscale 5″ you can spawn 20 mammoth-sized rabbits. it doesnt accomplish anything and if you have a shitty computer it might break the game and cause it to shut down but if it works fine youll have a bunch of enormous rabbits and thats cool

just so you know

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

the US minimum wage that we all agree is too low to live on ($15,080/yr) is far more than many legally disabled people receive in benefits

the maximum SSI for a single person is $8,796/yr
if a disabled person marries another, each drops to a max of $6,600/yr

while you’re fighting for 15 maybe look at that too