bullshit alignment chart for drivers

festivebonesaw:

sd–doomsday:

lawful good: does the speed limit on the right hand side of the road, makes complete stops at every stop sign and operates on “better safe than sorry” when slowing down for yellow lights

neutral good: does the speed limit, only runs reds or stop signs on accident

chaotic good: never does more than 5 over the speed limit but only in the left lane, passes people instead of tailgating them, notorious for rolling stops

lawful neutral: does the speed limit if a cop is nearby but doesn’t pay much attention to doing so otherwise, will run a red or stop sign if its convenient for them and doesn’t put themselves or anyone else at risk

true neutral: doesn’t have a license. is currently sitting at home calling a friend asking for a ride

chaotic neutral: doesn’t have a license. drives anyway

lawful evil: tailgates people who are going slower than the speed limit, throws on the breaks when theyre speeding and a cop comes into sight, is particular about doing “only 89″ in an 70 zone so as to not technically be charged with reckless driving

neutral evil: always meanders into intersections rather than waiting to turn and never does less than 5 over the speed limit

chaotic evil: sits there revving their exhaust at every stop light, never does less than 10-15 over the speed limit even in residential areas, considers most red lights and stops signs as optional

all evils don’t use the turn signal

no memes in 2016

percychekov:

m4ge:

pilot-pearl:

outrageous-kimber:

pilot-pearl:

outrageous-kimber:

pilot-pearl:

m4ge:

let’s eradicate memes this year

lets make this post a meme

no, please… it’s time to stop…

new meme: stop the memes

this is the opposite of what i wanted
this is not a meme, it is a movement

what is a meme, if not a movement

get the fuck off my post this is a strictly anti-meme zone

stop the memes: PISCES, virgo, cancer, gemini, libra, aquarius 

new meme: stop the memes: sagittarius, ares, scorpio, CAPRICORN, taurius, leo 

Your daily reminders

generaldoyles:

girlwholovesturtles:

consulting-angel-timelord:

girlwholovesturtles:

bamboothief:

battle-scarred-raven:

nonipsharkface:

izzyman123:

itisithekawaiifrenchfry:

-Wash has seen Tucker naked

-donut killed tex

-the blues throw birthday parties

-wash is blond

-Simmons has carpal tunnel syndrome in both hands.

-all of red team + doc have seen sis naked

-grif yelled at simmons and sarge to stop looking

Wait, how do we know Wash is blond?

@girlwholovesturtles

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That’s Wash? Do we know that for a fact? How have I never seen anyone mention this before?

If you concentrate hard it’s his suit.