bullshit alignment chart for drivers
lawful good: does the speed limit on the right hand side of the road, makes complete stops at every stop sign and operates on “better safe than sorry” when slowing down for yellow lights
neutral good: does the speed limit, only runs reds or stop signs on accident
chaotic good: never does more than 5 over the speed limit but only in the left lane, passes people instead of tailgating them, notorious for rolling stops
lawful neutral: does the speed limit if a cop is nearby but doesn’t pay much attention to doing so otherwise, will run a red or stop sign if its convenient for them and doesn’t put themselves or anyone else at risk
true neutral: doesn’t have a license. is currently sitting at home calling a friend asking for a ride
chaotic neutral: doesn’t have a license. drives anyway
lawful evil: tailgates people who are going slower than the speed limit, throws on the breaks when theyre speeding and a cop comes into sight, is particular about doing “only 89″ in an 70 zone so as to not technically be charged with reckless driving
neutral evil: always meanders into intersections rather than waiting to turn and never does less than 5 over the speed limit
chaotic evil: sits there revving their exhaust at every stop light, never does less than 10-15 over the speed limit even in residential areas, considers most red lights and stops signs as optional
all evils don’t use the turn signal
Reblog if youre on the Pickles defense squad
he must be protected
reblog if u love pickles
no memes in 2016
m4ge:
m4ge:
let’s eradicate memes this year
lets make this post a meme
no, please… it’s time to stop…
new meme: stop the memes
this is the opposite of what i wanted
this is not a meme, it is a movementwhat is a meme, if not a movement
get the fuck off my post this is a strictly anti-meme zone
stop the memes: PISCES, virgo, cancer, gemini, libra, aquarius
new meme: stop the memes: sagittarius, ares, scorpio, CAPRICORN, taurius, leo
Your daily reminders
-Wash has seen Tucker naked
-donut killed tex
-the blues throw birthday parties
-wash is blond
-Simmons has carpal tunnel syndrome in both hands.
-all of red team + doc have seen sis naked
-grif yelled at simmons and sarge to stop looking
Wait, how do we know Wash is blond?
That’s Wash? Do we know that for a fact? How have I never seen anyone mention this before?
If you concentrate hard it’s his suit.
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t