Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”
Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.
A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.
Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.
Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.
“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.
“But that’s not good enough!”
NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.
Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.
they can’t be killed by ANYTHING, because they’re a ghost
so you don’t have to worry about your fave being killed off
you can’t bother or even interact with them on Genocide, so you can’t hurt them
you can fight them and keep a pacifist run cause they give you 0 or -1 EXP
they cried you a HAT
they lowered their HP just to be POLITE
when the fucking APOCALYPSE happens they are the only survivor other than you
LITERALLY
THEY JUST IGNORED THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE
THE ANGEL OFDEATH TAPPED ON THE WINDOW
AND THEY CLOSED THE BLINDS
AND WENT BACK TO MIXING MUSIC
they let you into their house and offer you a bunch of things even if you fought them
MTT would 100% approve of people loving Blooky
and MTT is right all the time
cons: (what there are CONS to this cinnamon roll???)
they’re sad a lot so that means your fave will be sad a lot
PROS TO THE CONS:
that only makes your fave even BETTER when they ARE happy!!
they seem pretty happy as a spooky DJ in the Pacifist ending
ENDING ARGUMENT:
look at this face.
how can you not love this tiny spoop
CONCLUSION:
10/10 pls love the spook child
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ok so the earliest that image appears on the internet (i think) was december 7 2012 here.
that doesn’t actually make it make more sense though??? like. if it was from like 2003 i would get it kind of. but who has that many vhses in 2012??? why???
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im trying to find the source/original context for that pic of the baby covered in money surrounded by jurassic park vhses and it’s really hard for some reason??
