slavery:

people ask me where are you gonna be in 5 years i say i don’t have 2021 vision 

michaelsgavin:

deductionhunters:

I love the variety of responses to Gavin’s stupid questions and hypotheticals  in videos

Ryan: Well you’re not gonna fucking pay me any of it so who cares, show me the money first

Ray: Yeah I’ll get railed in the ass for a couple of thousand dollars, I’d do it for a dollar menu cheeseburger

Geoff: *responds with another stupid hypothetical*

Michael: What the fuck are you talking about?

Jack: *genuine answer*

Gus: I hate this! I fucking hate hypothetical questions, it would never happen and this is the the dumbest one I’ve ever heard!

Burnie: Okay but what if… the plane landed on a skate board

jollityfarm:

merengae:

bistuffandthings:

bistuffandthings:

“Bisexual women get energy from other women and then turn around and put that energy into working out their relationships with men”

Can anyone even explain what this means? What is this “energy”??

Bi women perform seances to absorb the youth of past wlw which they use to appear more attractive to men

A bi woman once absorbed all my energy and i couldnt help goku form a spirit bomb

But it’s a huge hassle, handling your Dark Bisexual Powers.  Especially when you’re new to it all.  Like, say you date five girls in a week.  That gets you at least ten (10) POWER ORBS.  You store them in your body and if you’re not careful they’re released whenever you come into contact with any man.

I’m just saying that when I was thirteen, I shook a guy’s hand and he exploded.

kagedbird:

frootloopstakethewheel:

so *cough cough* i just noticed something in morse code that made me … wow

so you know the

image

well..

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i noticed the “dots” and “dashes” changed on each side, and what really stuck out to me was that the “—” “-.” on each side clearly spell out “no.” there isnt any “…” so idk, it was just something that i noticed.

technically you could make anything out of these lines but i just thought it was interesting that the dots and dashes changed and that they were exact in their size, which could indicate some sort of code. and well.. undertale is no stranger to code

GOD DAMN IT TOBY FOX.