drunkenkanaya:

Hi my name is Eridan Dark’ness Dementia Ampora Way and I havve long ebony black hair (that’s howw I got my name) wwith purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy vviolet eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the Dualscar (AN: if u don’t knoww wwho he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Condesce but I wwish I wwas because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vvampire but my teeth are straight and wwhite. I have pale grey skin. I’m also a wwizard, and I go to a magic school called Oinkbeastblemishes in Alternia where I’m in the sevventh year (I’m sevventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wwear mostly black. I lovve Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I wwas wwearing a black cape wwith matching lace around it and black leather pants, a striped blue scarf and black combat boots. I wwas wwearing black lipstick, black eyeliner and vviolet eye shadoww. I wwas wwalking outside Oinkbeastblemishes. It wwas snowwing and raining so there wwas no sun, wwhich I wwas vvery happy about. A lot of landwwellers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.