konkeydongcountry:

ssj8goku:

konkeydongcountry:

ssj8goku:

imagine if real life boobs jiggled and swayed in that weird slightly slow motion smoother and more fluid than the rest of reality way that they do in anime and we had no explanation for it

imagine if real life boobs were as weirdly shiny as anime boobs are

or if they had tiny nipples and areolae that just sort of slid around on the boob to avoid being seen

my theory for the weird shinyness of anime characters’ skin in general: anime people aren’t human but are a closely related hominid species that for some reason constantly secretes an oily membrane from their pores to survive

amphibians secrete mucus to protect their skin
amphibians don’t have nipples
amphibians have very thin skin (blushes easily)

wake up america

your waifu is a fucking frog