craigslist ad
written using a predictive text imitator
source: several hundred chicago-area craigslist ads for cars and pets
The dog is the car.
The dog is in the car.
The seller is the dog.
The dog is missing.
Thus concludes the mystery of the dog. Consider this and learn.
I love predictive text so much and this is fucking killing me???!?! im just going to list all my favorite parts bc i can’t choose one
- the vehicle is very friendly
- the dog is a beautiful and original 1973 chevrolet cobalt
- probably the most accurate and honest dog you will recieve
- i need money for more details
- [the car] is very fast and close friends with kids
- for 10 months the dog misbehaved
- the dog is fully loaded with suction cups
- i would like to see you in my fish room, you serious buyer
- i have 3 green eyes
- i am conveniently located inside the car
- thank you for your situation