So just so we’re clear, over the course of this campaign Donald Trump has mocked Hillary Clinton for using the bathroom, Jeb Bush for needing glasses, and Marco Rubio for drinking water.
I’m not saying we should be asking to see the birth certificate… but I kinda think we should be asking to see the birth certificate.
a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this
what if the boy who lived was the girl who lived? scruffy tomboy harriet “call me Harry” potter, getting extra rubbish from the Dursleys both from being a girl and being the wrong kind of girl
and absolutely nothing in the entire 7-book series changes except for pronouns. because girls can be brave and imperfect and angry and sulky and loud just like boys can.
(except a girl harry would room with Hermione Granger and the Patil twins instead of Ron and Sean, but that’s literally the only thing I can think of that might change)
WHAT ABOUT GINNY
absolutely nothing whatsoever changes with regards to Ginny. except that in addition to “why doesn’t Harry notice me as more than a chum,” she grumbles, “why hasn’t Harry managed to realize that CHO IS STRAIGHT”
IF this becomes a popular text post, this is how I want to be remembered
i couldnt help it
changing dorms would change a lot actually. :
(aka i express howo much i love this post through comic s)
@mrsmarymorstan this reminds me of that convo we had about Ron 😉
It got better
“All the professors drink Harry”
Be fair, this is a school that hasn’t gone a single year without someone dying (Often horribly) since Harry came there and the entire layout changes every five seconds and there are ghosts floating around ghost-ing at you
I’d drink too O.O
Honestly, it’s a miracle that Hogwarts isn’t closer to Unseen University at this point.
Imagine Ridcully dealing with Voldemort though
He’d probably just go fetch something heavy and smack him over the head with it and that would be the story over
but, and im not sure if this was the intent up top, what if harriet was a trans girl?
that’s cool too! trans girls are also girls
I think about this a lot
The Dursleys keeps chopping Harriet’s hair off and it just keeps growing back out again into this long scruffy black mane and nobody can explain it
She trudges into the dormitories on her first night at Hogwarts, stomach clenching with fear and expecting to have to go straight up to the boys’ dormitory when a prefect stops her and says, “you’re going the wrong way, the girl’s dormitory is THAT way”
Hermione finding books in the library about all the transgender and queer witches and wizards throughout history that Harriet stays up late into the night to read
Ron can’t understand why Harriet feels so ashamed and weird about being transgender. “it’s just normal, innit? Fred and George didn’t realize they were boys until a few years ago and Charlie’s a different gender each time they come back from Romania!”
There are genderqueer and agender dormitories at Hogwarts too, of course.
Harriet is called to see Madam Pomfrey, who explains all of the options and offers to brew up some potions of she ever wants them. “it’s not necessary of course, Edith the Effulgent was known to have a beard as long as she was tall!” she says, as if it’s all quite obvious.
