dirkar:

Imagine all the kids passing around a particularly stubborn tupperware bin containing the last of Jane’s cupcakes. So Dirk reaches for the sword on his back like there’s no other option, we’re going to have to–

And everyone just screams NO right before he cuts the top off the tupperware and he just stares at them like did all of you assholes honestly think I was going to decapitate myself again.

Which is answered by a particularly awkward bout of silence.