Of course! Writing! the only way you know to get yourself out of the sticky situations you often find yourself in, through absolutely no fault of your own whatsoever. You’re a genius!
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Yes! Yes!!!!!! Truly this is the best thing you’ve ever written! You must publish this Post-haste. If this doesn’t get you out of that mess with the affair, Nothing will!
There’s no way this could possibly go wrong.
>days in the future, but not many
well that didn’t work.
it begins to dawn on you that everything you just did may have been a colossal mistake.