actualmenacebuckybarnes:

lectorel:

wombatking:

ozymandias271:

okay but IMAGINE FINN AND REY CHECKING WITH POE ABOUT WHETHER SOME ASPECT OF THEIR CHILDHOOD WAS HORRIFYING

Rey: “what is the normal number of times to go to bed hungry?”
Poe: “ZERO. ZERO IS THE NORMAL NUMBER OF TIMES TO GO TO BED HUNGRY.”
Finn: “that CAN’T be right. What if they give you enough calories but just artificially stimulate your hunger reflexes to prepare you for survival situations in the future?”
Poe: “…what the fuck is wrong with the First Order?”

Rey: “At what age is it a good idea for a child to fight a desert scavenger to keep them from robbing you? Older or younger than 8?”

Poe: “…”

Finn: So, putting a kid in a isolation cell is totally a normal punishment, right?

Poe: *internal screaming*

Rey: “so how much food do you think I should horde under my bed for when they stop feeding me?” 

Poe: “They won’t-”

Finn: “i’ve gone with as much as i can fit under there, just to be safe”

Poe: “THAT’S HOW WE GET ANTS”