- eat a banana!
- get more Fresh Air™
- stop using your computer! forever! never look at an electronic screen again!
- buy expensive food and drink cold water : )
- talk to people! talk to everyone! approach the next person you see on the street and ask them about their day!
- expensive beauty and health products !!!! shove a bath-bomb up your ass!
7. Oh you’re sad? Have you tried not doing that?
8. have you tried turning it off and on again