I want Jane to just straight up punch Condy in the face. I want Jane to fucking clock the batter bitch. I want Condy to go OUT. I want everyone to stare at my smol buff baby Jane like holY SHIT.
When a vampire washes itself, rain will fall from heaven. Thus, when a drought occurs, nobles send all their men to wash, because any of them may be a vampire.
From Agnes Murgoci’s 1927 paper The Vampire In Roumania, as found in The Vampire Casebook compiled by Alan Dundes
This is so amazing to picture. Like ok men, we know PROBABLY some of you are vampires. IT HAPPENS. This is old timey Romania. That’s how it works. So hey don’t worry, no questions asked, personal business is personal business, but if EVERYONE would just go take a shower we would really appreciate it. Thanks.
(via varlandgear)
gavin: jeremy, would you have joined achievement hunter if for you to join you had to have a dildo shoved up your anus-
jeremy, responding at the speed of light: yes