sundayswiththeilluminati:

Imagine Grif and Simmons hate-befriending each other in basic training and then finishing and worrying they’ll get posted to opposite ends of the galaxy and one day Simmons bursts in like “so I read the UNSC army handbook and if married partners request the same assignment they’ll keep us together as long as it doesn’t compromise the war effort,” so they get fake-married, except a few months later it begins to dawn on them that fake-marrying someone so you can stay with them all the time is sort of just actual marriage and now they don’t know WHAT to do