[becomes supervillain]
[spends the entire time giving subtle set-ups to cool lines the hero could say][Superhero is oblivious to set ups] [make their own one liners] [enrages supervillain]
me: haha! i’m sure you’ll find this 10000 volt electric blast…
hero: volt-y interesting!
me: what????? what the f u ck ?????? you’re supposed to say shocking what the fFUCK was that