pipistrellus:

bezumnayazvezda:

historieofbeafts:

An ocean mystery that doesn’t need solving is how many marine animals there are. 

See? Pliny the Elder’s got this. 176 animals in the sea.  Everyone else can go home. We don’t need marine biology anymore:

#write with the confidence of a roman naturalist who has literally no idea what he’s talking about

sound advice