killbenedictcumberbatch:

The year is 2023, and bernie sanders has since passed away. a former supporter of his attends his funeral and begins their eulogy. “Friends, family, and all those who cared for Bernard, today we say farewell to a legendary man. Not only that, but based on polls we still have a way that can get him the 2024 Presidency” *brings out an easel with spreadsheets and graphs* “Now if you’ll just look at this graphic over here, you’ll see that he has Indiana in the bag, and”