i had a dream that mentions of magic were banned so harry potter had
to be reprinted with “wizard” replaced with “cool guy” and any mention
of a magic spell replaced with “sweet trick”The Ministry of Sweet Tricks
Every time I read this I start laughing bc I keep thinking about Harry’s utter disbelief that he could ever be a cool guy
“I think you must have made a mistake. I don’t think I can be a cool guy”