wombatking:

deducecanoe:

imaginarycircus:

euphrasiefauchelevent:

imagine a parks and recreation-style show but set in the ministry of magic

I’m Ron Swanson. This is Auror Training. I don’t hold with unnecessary wand waving. I’m going to teach you to take down an opponent with your bare hands. You will also practice the use and proper maintenance of firearms. Remember. Even a large rock in a sock is a better weapon than magic. Magic is a crutch we rely on because we are lazy and weak.

Ron Swanson’s DADA class: here, kids. This is how you use a revolver.

“Your last professor taught you that there is no effective defense against a Dementor besides shooting a sparkly hologram at them. This is incorrect. I find that a rock upside the cloak works fine.”