imagine a parks and recreation-style show but set in the ministry of magic
I’m Ron Swanson. This is Auror Training. I don’t hold with unnecessary wand waving. I’m going to teach you to take down an opponent with your bare hands. You will also practice the use and proper maintenance of firearms. Remember. Even a large rock in a sock is a better weapon than magic. Magic is a crutch we rely on because we are lazy and weak.
Ron Swanson’s DADA class: here, kids. This is how you use a revolver.
“Your last professor taught you that there is no effective defense against a Dementor besides shooting a sparkly hologram at them. This is incorrect. I find that a rock upside the cloak works fine.”
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im looking at a website where u can basically advertise a thing you want freelanced and jesus christ people do not know the value of art
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google is getting Too Good at predicting what im gonna search
“Hello somebody wrote something about you on this blog. visit [link]” don’t click the link.
It is, from my understanding, a Trojan Virus; meaning that the message will be sent to everybody else either following you or that you’re following (I was sent the message from a mutual that hasn’t messaged me before).
Stay safe!
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one of my fave things in homestuck is terezi’s coin flip thing. bc she literally never lets luck decide the outcome- she uses the coin flip to force others to make a decision, and i think that’s really cool
