why is tumblr recommending a reylo blog to me
the most underrated Vintage Tumblr Meme is that audio post that’s just what makes you beautiful but with laughs
My daughter is 8 now, but when she was 2, I taught her to say behold instead of look. We’d be at the store or something and she’d go to point out whatever damn thing she saw, “Daddy, behold!”
PLEASE DO NOT GET A “DORY” FISH
The fish from the new Finding Dory movie, the blue tang, is in danger.
With the new movie coming out, everyone and their kid is going to want a blue tang. Clown fish sales SKYROCKETED in 2003, when the original movie Finding Nemo was released. Unlike the blue tang, clownfish can be bred in tanks, are a more easy saltwater fish to care for, only needing 4 gallons per clownfish, and an anemone.
The blue tang CANNOT BE TANK BRED. They are captured live from the ocean, which can be damaging to the coral reefs.
The blue tang gets HUGE, and eventually you’ll need a tank the size of your couch to accommodate it.
The blue tang gets SICK. VERY EASY.
Do NOT get a blue tang, SERIOUSLY. If you are well equipped, an experienced saltwater fish owner, I mean go for it, but don’t get them as your child’s pet. They will be bored of it in a week anyway, and the fish will probably die. There’s tons of Finding Dory merchandise (shirts, bags, stuffed animals, seriously they have everything) to buy yourself or your child.
PLEASE SAVE THE BLUE TANG.
I eagerly await the day its clear Florida and Wyoming used time travel to get away and are off being actual mercenaries somewhere. Like Locus and Felix but like 100x more over the top.
Plot twist: They were Locus and Felix’s mentors.
Plot Twist to the Plot Twist: They are Locus and Felix.
…..I am laughing so hard I hate you
Please, I’m a literary genius.
They send Felix and Locus a card once a year saying “murder is so much less fun without you, give us a call” and they’re both dressed in large hand knit jumpers with their guns over their shoulder and the smoldering wreck of their last target in the background.
Felix burns them in the most dramatic way possible.
Panic! At The Disco leaked tracklist.
- Victorious
- Victorious 2.0
- Victorious Part III
- Victorious Acoustic
- Victorious rap remix
- Victorious country version
- Victorious hardcore version
- Victorious feat. Fall Out Boy and twenty one pilots
- I Will Never Let This Song Die (Victorious)
- The Victorious note (Interlude)
- Victorious piano version
- Victorious a cappella
- Victorious (Frank Sinatra version)
- Victorious Reprise
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies (2016 version)
