argumate:

ways your phone is like the One Ring:

 – lets you see things that aren’t really there (pokemon, ringwraiths)
 – feels oddly warm/cool to the touch
 – looks light but actually surprisingly heavy
 – you grow increasingly attached to it and keep it close at all times
 – you feel uneasy when people ask to borrow it for a little while
 – always at risk of dropping it in stressful situations
 – forged with arcane magic in a distant land
 – must be destroyed if you are ever to know peace again