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gayantivan:

gunpowderandspark:

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

• If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

• It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

Eliminate tumblr.

pls kill tumblr

has no one mentioned the time when someone tried to defend mayonnaise as a gender?

The people that argued the inside of a red, meaty fruit should be tagged gore because vaguely looked like a bloody wound if you squinted at it.

You mean this post Slagar?

That’s the one.

tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe 

Please keep adding to this

That post where that guy thought Spain wasn’t a country

Related: that post where someone claimed white people shouldn’t speak spanish because it was “cultural appropriation”

How about the recent “brexit correlation with mad cow disease” map that was literally just the same image in greyscale

I’m sorry but the Berenstain/Berenstein Bear thing still bothers me. I’m in my late twenties and it kinda questions the foundation of my memories. I just looked at the Wikipedia page and couldn’t handle it. It was like in the movie The Langoliers when they keeping finding things a little off/wrong. I’m not saying it’s a conspiracy/alternative dimension. Just it was Berenstein Bears in my childhood.

every ball in that sad little pool stood for a breathtakingly, immensley stupid post on tumblr dot com