batcii:

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

slbtumblng:

bpdrotten:

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

I don’t know if you’ve been reading the new Pottermore articles

scriptscribbles:

lyricwritesprose:

chronicles-of-falls:

They talk about the magic school in North America, and also about magical creatures in the continent.

There is a creature called Hidebehind, because (and I quote JK Rowling): “As the name suggests, it can contort itself to hide behind almost any
object, concealing itself perfectly from hunters and victims alike.”

It did sound familiar. And so I researched and

This is from one of the Gravity Falls Shorts.

Gravity Falls is now officially in the Harry Potter Canon.

According to wikipedia, they’re from logger legends via the Pecos Bill stories.  Basically a pre-internet creepypasta.  Although the fact that they were supposedly repelled by large amounts of alcohol kind of takes the edge off it.

No, that makes it even better.

sejient:

iellawessiri:

imaginal:

iellawessiri:

Current Mood: being annoyed that ice is a mineral like what the FUCK

excuse me what

Bro okay so I was talking with this kid. Opened my eyes. Some SHIT, man. I fuckin. Okay so we’re chillin in the kitchen of a church and I grab a frozen water bottle and he goes “haha that’s frozen. You can’t drink ice”
“I know”

And some silence passes and he goes “bro you know ice is a mineral?”

“That’s bullshit”

“No it is”

“No it’s not”

“You callin’ me a liar? We were talking about it in class the other day. Look it up!”

“It’s just the solid form of water though?”

And I looked it up, confident and wondering if this kid was still high from the day before
But there it was. Ice is a mineral.

A mineral is a naturally occurring solid with a definite chemical formula.

Fuck, man. You know what that sounds like? Ice. Can’t believe this.

im signing out