looK AT THIS AWFUL JACKET
I FOUND IT AT GOODWILL AND IT’S THE MOST GOD-AWFUL GARMENT I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON
LOOK AT THIS
IT’S GOT A BIRD WITH A GUN PRINTED ON THE SIDE
THERE ARE SWEATER SLEEVES ON THE ENDS OF THE REGULAR SLEEVES
IT’S LIKE FIVE SIZES TOO BIG
THIS IS BY FAR THE UGLIEST PIECE OF CLOTHING I HAVE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT
WELP GUESS WHAT I JUST BOUGHT
JACKET UPDATE: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE IS AN OWL PRINTED ON THE BACK
THIS IS A TWO-BIRD JACKET I REPEAT THIS IS A TWO-BIRD JACKET