wrestlemom:

“Hello, could you tell me everything about how to do your job?”

“Sure! I require payment in order to tell you all the information I’ve learned over the 15+ years of experience I have sewing, and past 3 years doing this specific job.”
(Translation: ???????????????)

“I could hire someone to do your job for that much money.”

“Yep!”
(Translation: SUCK MY DIIIII-)